Trained to Save Your Life Not Kiss Your A@# Nurse T-Shirt – Funny RN Shirt, LPN Gift, LVN Tee, CNA Humor Shirt

Nurses are trained to save lives, not tolerate nonsense. This bold and hilarious "Trained to Save Your Life Not Kiss Your A@#" t-shirt is perfect for healthcare professionals who work hard, stay professional, and aren't afraid to tell it like it is.

Whether you're an RN, LPN, LVN, CNA, EMT, paramedic, nursing student, or healthcare worker, this funny design celebrates the reality of life on the front lines. A perfect conversation starter for work, casual wear, nursing events, and healthcare gatherings.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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